Personal Profile

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Honors & Achievements

• Wish I had

Contact Details

Number: 933-BUR-NER
Email: notAFraud@shadymail.com
Patrakar Puram Jail

Personal Interests

• Pickpocketing
• Monitoring Police Activity
• Commiting Tax Evasion
• Chain Snatching

Work Experience

Fraud Intern
ABC Petroleum

• Manipulated gas prices while customer wasnt looking
• Mixed water with fuel
• Helped an old lady cross the road once
• Increased petrol station annual profits by 30%

Academic Background

School of Thievery (2010-2015)
Specialization: Online Fraud

• Graduated with prestige as top 10 thieves
• Stole my fees back from the college funds
• Didnt actually study, just changed the html on my report card

CMS Mahanagar (2005-2010)